All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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