Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
