in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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