There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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