He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
ugly people sure do ruin things
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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