plz talk dirty to me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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