You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
