She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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