Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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