did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Can I color on your dick again?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Ladies don't puke and tell
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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