i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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