At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
How external is "for external use only"?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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