Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
