it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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