Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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