Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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