adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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