is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She bit a glass in half.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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