Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I did not marry a roomba.
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