i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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