i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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