But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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