I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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