Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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