So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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