She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
