Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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