Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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