He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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