i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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