Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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