There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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