i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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