the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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