The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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