Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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