And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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