Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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