Dual....:-)
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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