Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I believe in your delicious
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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