Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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