She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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