she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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