I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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