you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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