I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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