I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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