I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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