covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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