sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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