I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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