Porn is love you can see.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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