It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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