I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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