Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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