i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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