well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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