Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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