Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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