He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
