Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
True strength comes from lack of pants
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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